Bird that's flown into my room.
Bird that's flown into my room.

Bird that's flown into my room.

w͐̊̓͒ͫͭh͛ͪit͊́e͗͗̃̾̈́ ͥ̈̈ͣ̐͂ͥͯ̈̑aͣ̊͐ͨĝ́̍͒̄͗i͒̓c̔ͮͧ̓ͪͤk̂́̓ ̚ac̽̿i̓͛ͯ͑͐̃dͥ̑̌̀̅̄ ̐̽̋w̌̊̂̊ͧi͋̒ͯͧt̾ͤ͑c̈͌ͪh

666 yissss

Goldblood INFJ
For too long the human race has ignored the signs.
Your planet is nearing destruction.
Salvation is reserved for those who pass the tests.
If you survive, an elevated existence awaits.
Initiate phase

scotchduet:

heyfrankie:

i know everyone is reblogging this because it’s dramatic but seriously who sets up a fucking high speed camera just to watch their cat jump HOW EXPENSIVE ARE HIGH SPEED CAMERAS?
THAT THING SHOOTS LIKE A BAZILLION FRAMES PER 1 100TH OF A SECOND

Okay, yeah, but look at how far that little fuck can jump…

scotchduet:

heyfrankie:

i know everyone is reblogging this because it’s dramatic but seriously who sets up a fucking high speed camera just to watch their cat jump HOW EXPENSIVE ARE HIGH SPEED CAMERAS?

THAT THING SHOOTS LIKE A BAZILLION FRAMES PER 1 100TH OF A SECOND

Okay, yeah, but look at how far that little fuck can jump…

(Source: leoat, via random--shuffle)

neutroisenjolras:

if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks withouts saying anything before talking daily for a while. 

the point is if we dont talk that doesnt mean i dont like u and think about u a lot im just terrible at maintaining close relationships

(via mcshorti)

testosterone6969:

sleepyputa:

Modern romance.

My little-horny-puppy won’t be happy until I make her cunt sore….as it should be….

testosterone6969:

sleepyputa:

Modern romance.

My little-horny-puppy won’t be happy until I make her cunt sore….as it should be….

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
image

(via wwwahundredtimesrickandmorty)

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack
clacl:

i bet he sells … quack
clacl:

i bet he sells … quack
clacl:

i bet he sells … quack
clacl:

i bet he sells … quack
clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

clacl:

i bet he sells … quack

(Source: sodaking, via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

me preppin 4 interview tomorrowme preppin 4 interview tomorrow

me preppin 4 interview tomorrow

(Source: parksandreccaptioned, via ron-swanson)

becausebirds:

Emu Tango. Otherwise known as emu vs. weasel ball. [video]
becausebirds:

Emu Tango. Otherwise known as emu vs. weasel ball. [video]
becausebirds:

Emu Tango. Otherwise known as emu vs. weasel ball. [video]

becausebirds:

Emu Tango. Otherwise known as emu vs. weasel ball. [video]

importantbirds:


pelcan has become too much HUNGER

I AM A NEW BUS going carry you in facepouch are you READY fluff mamals

importantbirds:

pelcan has become too much HUNGER

I AM A NEW BUS going carry you in facepouch are you READY fluff mamals

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. videobecausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. videobecausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. videobecausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

becausebirds:

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

#tbt 2009 and now. Same tutu and all. #wheniwas #ayoungboy

#tbt 2009 and now. Same tutu and all. #wheniwas #ayoungboy

sprinkles on women. 
i really really like this for some reasonsprinkles on women. 
i really really like this for some reasonsprinkles on women. 
i really really like this for some reasonsprinkles on women. 
i really really like this for some reasonsprinkles on women. 
i really really like this for some reason

sprinkles on women. 

i really really like this for some reason

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

peggys-magic-sex-feet:

fantasticcatadventures:

the real nyan cat

this cat knows the secret to life but he doesn’t think we deserve it. look at that grim face.

"I can’t save these people"

(Source: cutekittensarefun, via unimpressedcats)

I’m a reasonable manI’m a reasonable man

I’m a reasonable man

(Source: nevver, via thingswewontremember)