February 2012
161 posts
“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes
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basstrip:
im gay for my tarot deck and my briki
6 Types of Love
drencrome:
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great...
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tumblblindly asked: So I wasn't that anon, but your blog is crazy awesome and awesomely psychedelic :D. Are you selling Lucy? Haha
buddysezrawr asked: i may need to buy 3 instead, and need it by the 10th... i love you btw, you my my parts point to the sky xD
Anonymous asked: i just wanna say, i used to think you were crazy for being into psychedelics, but now i see they're fucking amazing. lots of love. <3
seeyalaterferaligatr asked: i must ask, what's it like working at apple in your opinion? there's a job opening at the apple store near where i live and I was thinking of applying
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i liquid and i know it
gurl look at that boday
gurl look at that boday
gurl look at that boday
i-i-i i work out
ohhahahahaha disregard that
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hey remember when you could choose not shitty...
yeah those were good times
dad: can i use your lotion
me: dad, that's for women
dad: i am feeling very dry
me: dad, that's for women
dad: oooh enchanted. i am feeling very enchanted today
squirts lotion on his hands
me: that's
me: for
me: women
basstrip:
arielle thats somewhat discreet though
(im extremely interested in experiencing an acid trip oops help)
i have so much acid seriously just uh who do you have to do it with
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friend-zoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
have to sit in the back corner of the lecture hall...
fucks given?
zero
kojima-kaminadesu:
look at my fucking cat.
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Anonymous asked: When you notice a cat in profound meditation, the reason I tell you is always the same: his mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name.
Person: hey do you wanna come to my house party tonight?
Me: do you have cats
Person: uh, no
Me: no.